Awkward chicken

A game of chicken; two people try to make the other player back out by creating an awkward situation between them.

She beat me in awkward chicken by stroking my inner thigh; it got too weird.

by thatderpychick June 2, 2015

Awkward-Annie

(1) A person who is incredibly awkward in their manner or physical appearance
(2) A person who is not capable of being alone with others without making unnecessary mouth noises, looking up constantly, or crying

Wow, that man was very difficult to start a conversation with, he was definitely an awkward-annie.

That poor limping dog looks almost as awful as an awkward-annie

by student456 August 6, 2012

Awkward buffer

A person who goes along to a social situation to buffer the awkwardness. Used often when you're trying to get to know someone, but certainly not in the "date" sort of way. Works best if the awkward buffer is a friend of both parties.

Bob: I'm going to meet Maria tonight so we can hang out and get to know each other. Could you come with and be an awkward buffer?

Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)

by You_don't_know_who_i_is_>:) November 3, 2011

awkward octopus

when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.

2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus

Jimmy tried to hug me today, so I gave him an awkward octopus!

by awkwardpanda March 5, 2013

Awkward Sandwich

When two fully naked people proceed to have sex with each other while two people who are fully clothed are directly below and on top of them, acting as the bread.

I was finally able to convince my friends to be the bread in my girlfriend and I's awkward sandwich.

My dick accidentally hit the bottom bread's face while we were 69-ing in our awkward sandwich.

by Stache Man January 8, 2015

Awkward Muffin

For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.

A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.

"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"

"No."

"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."

by lufquote April 30, 2013

awkward water

The water you drink whenever you're witnessing an awkward situation

*Give a round of applause for Susie, our freshman candidate for next years sophomore council!*
Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*

by djd1899 May 1, 2015