Awkward buffer

A person who goes along to a social situation to buffer the awkwardness. Used often when you're trying to get to know someone, but certainly not in the "date" sort of way. Works best if the awkward buffer is a friend of both parties.

Bob: I'm going to meet Maria tonight so we can hang out and get to know each other. Could you come with and be an awkward buffer?

Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)

by You_don't_know_who_i_is_>:) November 3, 2011

Awkward Sandwich

When two fully naked people proceed to have sex with each other while two people who are fully clothed are directly below and on top of them, acting as the bread.

I was finally able to convince my friends to be the bread in my girlfriend and I's awkward sandwich.

My dick accidentally hit the bottom bread's face while we were 69-ing in our awkward sandwich.

by Stache Man January 8, 2015

awkward cup

A cup or glass held in your hand at a social gathering, to make it seem as if you are occupied to avoid social interaction or confrontation

Gathered around a group at a party: *Slowly sips from the awkward cup and looks around without speaking*

by Beezy_Bman October 9, 2013

Awkward chicken

A game of chicken; two people try to make the other player back out by creating an awkward situation between them.

She beat me in awkward chicken by stroking my inner thigh; it got too weird.

by thatderpychick June 2, 2015

The Awkward Stiffie

The act of achieving and erection at the most inconvenient of times and for no apparent reason

Sitting in the classroom the teacher shouted over to timmy

Teacher: " Timmy come and write the answer on the board"

Timmy began sweating nervously as he had case of the awkward stiffie

by Rooboy222 September 20, 2009

Awsomely Awkward

Something that would be so awkward if it happend in real life, but is so awsome in any other context.

1. Dude I had the most Awsomely Awkward dream last night about her!!

2. DUDE!!! WTF!!! thats my ex.........how was it??

1. Flippin awsome!!!

by Vincent123456 February 22, 2010

Awkward-Annie

(1) A person who is incredibly awkward in their manner or physical appearance
(2) A person who is not capable of being alone with others without making unnecessary mouth noises, looking up constantly, or crying

Wow, that man was very difficult to start a conversation with, he was definitely an awkward-annie.

That poor limping dog looks almost as awful as an awkward-annie

by student456 August 6, 2012