Skank Attack

When a skank decides to attack you with her skank friends.

angry skank + angry skank group of female friends= skank attack!

Once you have made the main leader skank angry it is best to walk away at a steady pace and not run, if you run the skank group will call you names and make sure you get all the verbal abuse and finger pushes to get you to crack.

Skank girl walks into a bar and asks a guy to buy her a drink because she's an easy target.

Guy rejects skank...

skank gets squad of skanks to approach you..

Guy walks away when he notices he is about to be skank attacked.

by Cuddles the killer bear October 24, 2010

Fannic Attack

When you have a fangirl/fanboy panic attack over a significant event in their fandom or their otp/ships

Fangirl 1: "Omg! Did you hear that insert author released a new book?"
Fangirl 2: "I know right! I had a massive fannic attack!"

by Lassocelot March 14, 2015

Attacked by Ninjas

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.

I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.

by Rashid Khalifa May 7, 2020

Sneak Attack

Sticking your penis in your friends ass during a threesome, when he is balls deep in a girl.

Dude 1: "Ow, dude! My ass!
Dude 2: "Sneak Attack"

by King of Pedars October 17, 2022

Laugh Attack

When you laugh at something funny and for a long time you just keep laughing

Im having a Laugh attack

by Trendcrave September 30, 2017

Japanic Attack

The mother of all panic attacks, it's three times worse, and you don't see it coming. It eventually leads to continual meltdowns, and the fallout affects everyone you care about.

OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm having a Japanic attack!!!

by John Pennington April 11, 2011

splat attack

The aftermath of severe diarrhoea whilst using the lavatory.

Jesus Christ that was a splat attack, you might want to give that a minute

by raidiohead44 August 22, 2017