arse-water

a violent eruption of water from a mans anus. Often linked with a gay mans menstral cycle.

"oh shit! ive got arse water"

by james young March 13, 2003

arse pirate

Dan (See "VisOne")

Dan the arse pirate sails the seven seas on his poo canoe

by Gnool May 22, 2003

arse face

someone who is undeniably ugly; someone who's face resembles a hairy ass.

the hairy lady that works at the 7-11 down the street

by capn t March 24, 2005

arse farmer

1_Someone with gay tendencies , that are normally very supppressed until he becomes stressed or impaired by alcohol.
2_Someone of lower intelligence that cannot handle stress or jibes, normally reverts to kicking boxes.

did you see Bob yesterday, when he got upset he carried on like such an arse farmer

by Mr Littler September 28, 2005

arse piffle

arse piffle...bollocks,rubbish,lies,total bullshit.

What ????? Im not having it you just won 26 million on the lottery,scored a pornstar girlfriend etc etc, thats just a bunch of f**king ARSE PIFFLE.
You know the type of person who has done everything you have, better than you or done it twice,got two of those or knows someone better??? they talk ARSE PIFFLE.

by Wayne STUNT December 7, 2007

arse puppet

is to be known as someones bitch (in a male to male relationship)

little johnny became his cell mates arse puppet when he was in lock up

by Matt .T .P February 17, 2008

arse helmet

a big fucking idiot

its a nickname for someone you dont like, that you and your mates all know.

alright arse helmet hows it going?
have you seen arse helmet about... he's fucking retarded that guy!

by jonny rotten pants June 29, 2009