Small Change

This Tom Waits album is from 1976. It's his fourth, and again he has evolved just a bit. With more than half of the album about drunkenness and alcohol, Waits has deviated quite a bit in writing style. He is still quite hysterical in Step Right Up, but now there are mournfully slow songs like Bad Liver and a Broken Heart. The music itself is much more depressed, with lower notes and slower speeds on many songs, but diversely more laughable lyrics on others.

An excerpt from Small Change's-
Pasties And A G-String

Strip tease, prick tease, car keys blues
And the porno floor show, live nude girls,
Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls
Chesty morgan and watermelon rose
Raise my rent and take off all your clothes
With trench coats, magazines, a bottle full of rum,
Shes so good, to make a dead man come

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

Change the Oil

Drinking a beer while pissing. Done to prevent losing alcohol when you break the seal. "Changing" or "changed" can be used depending on tense.

"Bro, we've only had 4 beers and you're pissing? Hold that shit in longer!"
"Dude, don't worry about it, I'm going to change the oil!"

by GiganticTumor May 1, 2010

change-homo

A person who has gone through sex change surgery then preceded to become homosexual in their new sex.

WTF?, change-homo.

by Deep Thought 2.0 December 6, 2010

loose change

a movie made by people with no lives who try to make shit up about the USA who dont actually know anything

loose change is the worst movie in the world

by boarder331 September 12, 2006

changing lanes

The act of pulling ones penis out of a vagina then immediatly inserting it into the anus or vice versa. This process is then repeated over and over again.

Mel couldn't walk for 2 days after mike had frequently been changing lanes on her

by dudebra April 8, 2008

Change Bladders

To urinate, pee

Bitch drank so much it's time for her to change bladders

by Saabio January 21, 2015

keeps the change

The act of swallowing a man's cum

I shot my load in her mouth and found out she keeps the change.

by LargePete March 28, 2003