amish mechanic

Things of foulness a drunk farmer usually does to his livestock, such as fisting or assfucking.

"they caught jason fucking that horse, he is an amish mechanic!"

by ak-pete April 9, 2006

Amish Rifle

A sex act that begins with a bearded man rubbing his penis between another bearded man's butt cheeks, while using dish soap for lubricant. When his "rifle" becomes locked and loaded, the man aims his penis and explodes all over the beard of his hairy partner while moaning "POW!!!! Fear the Beard"

Dude 1: Man what is all over your beard?

Dude 2: Oh, got a little wild and I was the target of an Amish Rifle

Dude 1: Man.... that's brutal

Dude 2: Tell me about it, I woke up to him yelling "FEAR THE BEARD"

by BriansBrain November 15, 2011

Amish

A sexy Mf that all girls want! If your a girl reading this rn hit him up!

Hey, Amish ily!

by HitHimUp April 20, 2020

Nazi Amishism

1.A word describing a person or group of people whose main action in life is to force trival beliefs on a person/persons. which in most cases resemble the amish standpoint on everything new.
2.A belief that you must conform and controll and bend other people to your will.

"Nazi Amishism is the Number one responsible barrior to things shown on tv, and the mind set of people"

by jetstream June 21, 2004

amishzing

anything belonging to the amish that is amazing.

"Did you see that buggy on primetime? It had 2 12in subs, 2 10in speakers, 500watt amp."

"That's amishzing"

by The Ninja Gumbi July 29, 2009

Amish Eye Liner

The act of dipping an uncircumcised penis into an ink bowl, then slapping a person in the eye(the receiver should close his/her eye) with the ink covered penis, creating the illusion that the person is wearing eye liner.

My wife ran out of make up, so I had to give her an amish eye liner.

by KongoJojo June 29, 2011

Amish Butter Churner

During anal sex, after finishing inside the other person, the male forcefully plunges his dick in and out of their asshole. This makes the semen extra sticky and makes a loud splooshing sound. The one performing the act must have a neck beard, preferably with connecting sideburns.

"He hit me with that Amish Butter Churner after he came in my ass last night, it was horrible to clean up."

by Amish Butter Churner June 9, 2018