The most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen. She’s kinda chubby but she has the fastest ass and biggest boobs. She can be mean but is super nice when you get to know her. She does not have a good home life so she’s really sensitive. She’s scared of commitment because of her exes.
Bro 1- “Have you seen the new girl, she’s so prefect, but kinda mean”
Bro 2- “ You mean Alyssa, she’s actually really nice bro”
Bro 2- “ You mean Alyssa, she’s actually really nice bro”
by Lyssagbois June 22, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. 
She is the girl who isn’t afraid to speak out! She is the leader that ends up doing great things, the boss! The Sergeant! The tough, but sensitive on the inside. She makes friends easy, but is easily influenced so she needs to be careful who she hangs out with. Alyssa’s are typically friends with everyone, but personality wise, Caitlin’s, Makena’s Emilies, and other popular names spelt more exoticly! Alyssa’s love sports, mainly running and jump rope, and they struggle but succeed in school with extra studying. These people have gorgeous eyes and long or short hair, no in-between. They’ll come and greet you, but seem slightly shy until you’re in her friend group. Then she will show you her sensitive side and you can have to pleasure of knowing an Alyssa!
Boy: Hahahhah
Girl; What?
Boy: This girl just told me a joke and... yeah her.
Girl: She’s pretty, her names probably Alyssa!
Girl; What?
Boy: This girl just told me a joke and... yeah her.
Girl: She’s pretty, her names probably Alyssa!
by Ckt_2007 September 12, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. by 080906NNS August 31, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is the best person ever. She is as cool as a frozen cucumber. She's also like super super super hot at the same time. Lol, how ironic, she's hot an cold at the same time hahahahaha.
by Alyssaiscoolbro January 15, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. the dumbest girl you’ll ever meet. She looks so sweet and innocent but once you get close to her, she’ll stab you right in the back.
by Krysantgimum December 18, 2017
Get the Alyssamug. Satins Spawn - Child who feels entitles to anything and everything. Knows it all. Will talk but NEVER listen to others opinion or thoughts.
by Satan spawns cookies August 15, 2017
Get the Alyssamug.