When you find a hot, seemingly normal but soon to be (or already) homeless girl, move her in with you, knock her up and then wish you were dead because it was a horrible fucking idea to begin with.
by Sideshow Carl September 18, 2019
Get the An Alexismug. Alexis is usually a very girly girl with lots of clothing and make up. They like taking care of themselves and pampering themselves. They are usually the paranoid and suspicious type. If they are not dealing with the best kind of everything from wines to clothes to people they will not want to associate with you. She will do anything to keep her friends. Most of her acquaintances use her subtly to befriend her classy and rich other friends. She is usually very well connected and popular. People that say she is a bitch are just jealous of her and what she's got. It is difficult to be in her space as she is fussy and a complainer. She gets all the guys and likes others to believe she is sexually conservative when actually she can open her legs very easily. Most guys say she has a hot guava and a tight little tanned ass. The guys drool over her sexiness and become entranced by her hot pussy. Her close girlfriends are all uglier than her and secretly want to eat her pussy. Who wouldn't? She is not afraid to say what she thinks. She has secrets and is a secretive type with good intentions and class. She can be a little two faced but means well and would never intentionally hurt someone.
by KaplanCohen May 15, 2016
Get the Alexismug. Girl: She looks like a girl who you would sleep with in a McDonald’s car park
Boy: Yeah she looks like an Alexis
Boy: Yeah she looks like an Alexis
by Balloftruth May 18, 2018
Get the Alexismug. Alexis is a spoiled little bitch that is so short and also THINKS that she is the queen b and everyone likes her
WELL GUESS WHAT U SKANKY LITTLE BITCH NO ONE FUCKING LIKES U
WELL GUESS WHAT U SKANKY LITTLE BITCH NO ONE FUCKING LIKES U
by Berenice Espinosa January 29, 2018
Get the Alexismug. This person is beautiful on the inside and out. She has the most beautiful smile but doesn’t think so. She has long beautiful mermaid hair. She is super outgoing and approachable. Saying she procrastinates is an understatement. She has a fantastic sense of style. But she may come off as odd because of her love for faeries. She is super bright without even having to try. Anyone would be super lucky to have an Alexi in their life!
by reggin$$ May 27, 2020
Get the Aleximug. by hhsgfgfgg August 24, 2019
Get the Alexismug. She is the most delicious person in the world. She claims that flamingos can not fly. They can. She is also Tom Hollands true love. She drinks strawberry milk only. She eats pickles by the dozen. She loves cats.
by lil tasty sauce May 31, 2018
Get the Alexismug.