by ahahhaah January 22, 2018
Get the Albertemug. Albert is such an amazing guy. He loves cars and racing. He cares about his friends and family a lot. He is extremely funny. He will also always make you smile when you need it. When being with Albert you just want to hug him and never let him go. He’s like a big teddy bear in a man’s body. He acts like he does not care but really does. He loves to wear these tank tops that make his muscles stand out even more. He will tell you he loves you and reassures you anytime you need it. He’s an amazing guy that anyone would be extremely lucky to have in their life.
My best friend is Albert and I love him.
by Lovergirl_15 November 20, 2023
Get the Albertmug. When u deliver a perfectly timed & calculated upper cut with the right mathematic power and angle to knock someone the fuck out!!
They should have stopped fuckin with Einstein to bad he reached a boiling point and gave that bully a Albert Einstein upper cut but dammn u see the form.and momentum I'm shocked his head dident fly off!
by MXC_KENNYxBLANKENCHIP November 16, 2014
Get the Albert Einstein Upper Cutmug. Executing a task with a conflicting mix of meticulous perfection, excellence and sarcasm, often confusing and causes anxiety to newcomers. Rarely includes a drummer.
Hey bro, we're gonna do this shit Albert Style
Make sure you cats practice this song Albert Style
I think the reason I ended up in therapy was the fear of everything being Albert Style
Make sure you cats practice this song Albert Style
I think the reason I ended up in therapy was the fear of everything being Albert Style
by LJCSLANG July 24, 2025
Get the Albert Stylemug. by penis and aids June 11, 2025
Get the Albert Lea, Minnesotamug. A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.
Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!
by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019
Get the Albert Einstein in a mug.mug. The universally correct response to any situation or comeback with anyone that disrespects or ignores you. You can also use this to start a conversation or end one. It's appropriately convenient for people that want to be part of a conversation in a group chat but don't know what to say.
by Michael Yumizuri November 19, 2021
Get the Albert Beldadmug.