Alan

A nice person with an absolute SHLONG and will DEMOLISH your ***hole

Person 1:Alan is very nice but have you seen “The SHLONG”
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?

by bigboishlongpapiV November 23, 2021

Alan Lee

Cannot say slut or whore without stuttering. His best friend is an Isaac and is known to have a horse cock and can make really fucking good sandwiches.

Friend: let's break u out of u shell. Say slut
Alan Lee: no ur gon say I'm misogynistic
Friend: I won't I promise
Alan: www hh ... Orr.. ee

by NoodycAn September 27, 2025

Alan Brazil

A man who calls you a mug or a fat f*ck regularly.

Our Ollie is 100% an Alan Brazil.

by xBenno97x May 1, 2020

Alan Browne

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women

Wow alan Browne is pretty hot ngl

by Nintabo November 16, 2020

Alan

A guy that is in love with Niki. He's amazing and funny, but does NOT belong to Noah.

See over there? That's Alan.

by Nikighdo February 6, 2021

Alan

an amazing person that is very funny and your best friend they also make lots of inappropriate jokes

Alan did your mom last night

by big mommy milkers uwu October 5, 2022

Alan

The prettiest boy there is. He has beautiful eyes and a warm smile.

“I wish I could be Alan”

by One user November 4, 2022