Ahmed syndrome

The disability to lose basic and fundamental cognitive abilities and have a constantly decreasing attention span that worsens by the minute which leads you to interrupt your friend's conversations or space out into the abyss every now and then.

"Faisal you're not paying attention, did the Ahmed Syndrome really get you? Pull yourself together man."

by spozy May 21, 2024

The Ahmed Effect

Having sexual intercourse with “Ahmed” and not being able to walk after the fact.

I had sex last night. I fully feel The Ahmed Effect…He fully put Ahmed Effected me.

by Jayjoe132 May 26, 2024

sazy ahmed

Sazy Ahmed describes someone who speaks like a member of OFB but was actually born in Cornwall. Don’t be Sazy.

Man 1: Who’re you going to that gig with?

Man 2: oh just Sazy Ahmed.
Man 1: Oh no. You’re going with someone who pretends to be road from Cornwall?

by Matty Cookski November 25, 2021

Mohammad Ahmed

A chihuahua

“Hey, that’s my Mohammad Ahmed!”
“Omg, that dog is so cute! What breed is it?”
“It’s a Mohammad Ahmed”

by The Strange Man November 26, 2021

ahmed

ahmed is very short and stubby, selfish, creepy, and weird.

girl #1 : have you heard from ahmed lately?

girl #2 : yes he made sm accounts to add me

by yurrjajajaj November 26, 2021

Ahmed

Ahmed is the hottest guy in the world and has beautiful eyes he has a very big penis he gets all the girls

Damn he stole my girl he must be a Ahmed

by The damn bro November 27, 2021

Ahmed

My sneaky link

oh daddy Ahmed

by faaris k November 28, 2021