Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape

My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years

by Teachers-names-endme January 1, 2024

free agent

When a boy or a girl is single

trey: ‘yoo she’s been a free agent for a while’
“that girl posted saying she’s a free agent after the feud with her boyfriend”

by ❤️💓~🎀 J’lexis May 12, 2024

Hug An Agent Day

On july 1st, you can hug an agent from the matrix and they cant kill you. But a smith clone can infect you if you hug them, I guess

P1: Hey, did you hear? It’s hug an agent day
P2: That’s awesome, I love matrix agents
P1: Yeah, what if we also made them buy the blue thing for us
P2: That’s called a blue raspberry slushie, dumbass

by Bambianca March 10, 2023

Agent 7

a nonexistent splatoon chracter that I use as my name bc im a splatoon nerd IM AGENT 7 NOW HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

FUCK THOSE CLONES

Who the fuck is Agent 7

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023

Pelican Agents

MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub

Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents

by anonymous tardsy April 6, 2022

u/-Agent-47-

pretty epic guy, good bot
one of the nicest people ever

u/-Agent-47- is on r/teenagersbutpog

by arccer August 8, 2021

Agent Coochie

Agent coochie is the leader of a Twitter friend group that follows the name WCB (Wok Choy Boys). Agent Coochie is also a Tisa fanatic and a comethazine fanatic. He also hates a Twitter user that goes by “fool”.

Wow “Agent Coochie” just tweeted!

by Coochie fanatic39 February 7, 2022