Sympathy agent

Like the FBI, but for niceness

He's such a sympathy agent!

by evevev July 07, 2021

Free Agent

Something ryan says to dylan in the game The Quarry, when asked whether or not he has a boyfriend

Dylan: “girlfriend?”
Ryan: “uhhh, not exactly.”
Dylan: “boyfriend?”
Ryan: “free agent.”

by Quarryy October 02, 2022

Free Agent

As long as you don't have a duo q, you are considered a free agent

dang do you think he is a Free Agent? I've been looking for someone.

by freeagentcreator September 18, 2023

free agent

When a boy or a girl is single

trey: ‘yoo she’s been a free agent for a while’
“that girl posted saying she’s a free agent after the feud with her boyfriend”

by ❤️💓~🎀 J’lexis May 12, 2024

Agent Washington

Agent Washington is the hottest dude in Project Freelancer is Rooster Teeth's iconic YouTube Webseries "Red Vs Blue"

Me: "man, Agent Washington is so hot <3"
My friend: "simp."

by LunarSouls4952 November 03, 2023

Agent of chaos

An absolute madman. Peeves the poltergeist falters and shrinks at the sight of him. Downs energy drinks at 3 AM on a school night, leaves paper towels on the counter and pulls on the available slip with max force, puts used tissues in the recycling bin, only drinks his soda flat.

He’s an agent of chaos, he has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide— he’s not loyal to a flag or a country—

by NotPieGuy August 26, 2022

agent d

Zack is Agent D - he is the Don the D the doski, the doskivich, donovan mcnabb, doolie g, donny the doski don don doo doo dee dee.

Don D is agent d, hes the donnest of d's

by marskyy February 03, 2021