kiwi accent

a new zealander will have the nasty habit of pronouncing their 'i's, 'o's and occasionally 'a's as 'u's and ciritise australians who dont talk like fucktards, as discovered on a recent trip to new zealand.

Kiwi 1: "hay bro, lets get some fush and chups. wheres the fush and chups shup?"
Kiwi 2: "just over thut brudge bro, about fufty-sux metres away"
Kiwi 1: "suck bro"
Kiwi 2: "nice kiwi accent bro"
Kiwi 1: "what accent bro?"

by holmesinho January 26, 2007

Full-access

Can do what ever you want to maggie's poop shoot

I have full-access to you butt hole

by Brycycle93 January 1, 2014

access

when you can get to something or someone without being stopped or prohibited.

"I have an all-access backstage pass, man!"
"She's a ho' man, too accessible, u get me?"

by niall lover October 14, 2003

access envy

Jealousy of someone's wi-fi connectivity.

FROM AT%T COMMERCIAL!! I OWN NOTHING!

guy 1:did you know that there's a zillion uses for corn?
guy 2:*searches internet* actually closer to 2500 from adhesives to sparkplugs.
guy 1:you know your high speed internet is giving me access envy!
guy 2:*from the beach*dude,just get at%t

by Bhai-Saab April 21, 2009

Accept it Brown

A phrase used amongsts junior high and high school students that means to have anal sex, or to allow one to put anything in one's fecal oraface.

Hayden: "Accept it Brown Biatch."
Ryan: "Oh my God, keep your wiener away from my butt!"

by Lee Brody August 2, 2009

accent block

When you can no longer do an accent you did recently

bloody hell mate
one hour later:
booty hell meat fuck i have accent block

by Juggernaut II7 September 4, 2010

Accept The Par

When you have been parred so hard you have to lie down, ass up and just accept it! Otherwise known as doing a Ryan

You're Fat (First Person)
At least i'm not gay! Now Thats a Par (Second Person)
Yeah mate "accept the par" (Third Person)

by Parapotamus February 19, 2012