Absolute unit

Absolute unit

Jamie is an absolute unit

by Moefoe2015 March 23, 2022

Bring the absolute fire

When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.

Gosh darn, I can’t wait to bring the absolute fire today.

by AdamGgGg October 21, 2021

absolutely focken dashing

Ok so basically to be the definition of absolutely focken dashing is to just be me ofc :D

Isa is absolutely focken dashing

by Isa 🐀🐁💨💨 February 2, 2021

absolute wah

The funny waluigi and wario phrase. except absolute wah means very based

WAA AWA AWA WAA WA AWA WANYA
(waddle dee reference)

person: look!!! see that goomba
person 2: yesh. what about it??? (yesh intentional)
person: it is an absolute wah

by sh1dandp1zz May 12, 2022

absolutely fucking massively gay

yes

yes

steve: "im gay"
cole: "but im absolutely fucking massively gay!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!"

by me3053082084130 February 10, 2022

Absolutely Moronic

The state of being of completely and utter foolishness and stupidity

Ex:

Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink

Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

Absolute value

Something everybody should learn when they're ten seconds old

The absolute value of 29 is 29 because 29 is equal to 29

by What the hell is a pseudonym12 April 1, 2024