Dr. Turner

Basically the best teacher ever.

Dr. Turner. Literally the best.

by noreallyurmom February 2, 2023

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paris turner

cutest person ever

you are paris turner

by goodbouncy November 5, 2023

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Alex Turner

A sexy little swine, a grandpa, probably doesn't know how to use a phone, singer of the best band in the world. He's also British.

Alex Turner can respectfully bash his guitar on my head.

by firesidemybeloved January 29, 2024

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Devilishly handsome, excellent manners, can be kinda a hot head if provoked, loves everyone, enjoys making people laugh, owns his true love Sarah as she owns him beautiful couple super funny together. He enjoys going on adventures likes to shoot hoops shoot shit period really enjoys archery all around fun interesting individual

Look at how Zachary Turner looks at Sarah like no one else except her exists he sees her and just lights up

by KRAZYWORLD April 7, 2023

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alex turner

a hot man who every girl with good taste wants to marry

“alex turner” is so hot

by thatisfp July 22, 2023

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colton turner

Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.

Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.

by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023

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