Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.

I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?

by Duckenheim April 06, 2020

Ton

Exact meaning of not, but spelt backwards

This pen is ton even mine
This pen is not even mine

by $@//? October 20, 2018

Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.

Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom

by Psychos! September 19, 2020

Ton

An underage user of steroids

Hey you look like ton

by Kerman jones March 14, 2017

Ton

1000 kgs

A ton of food

by ABigPotato November 23, 2021

Tons

Females genital

That girl’s so hot, I wanna lick her tons so bad

by Gas_log February 14, 2021

Ton

A word normally used in place of no in Southern African communities especially Zimbabwean private schools. It could also be used in place of the word not.

"I am ton going to play tomorrow, I busted my knee last week."

"Are you dating Yami?"
"Ton,"

by ThatOan August 17, 2023