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Susan

by JeremyHansan October 17, 2022
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Susan Collins

Alcoholic cocktail - 1 part warm beer, 2 parts spaghetti and ketchup, and a splash of perjury. Also known as the Date Rape Daiquiri. Best served to someone already blackout drunk.
She should have known she'd end up with a privileged prick on top of her after he drank four Susan Collins drinks.
by Feral Feminist October 7, 2018
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Nasty Susan

The act of ejaculating onto a toilet seat and having your sexual partner snort it off.
Babe I’m about bust don’t give me a Bent Benny give me a Nasty Susan
by Chad thundercock69 September 23, 2022
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Susan 34 Kids

A middle aged white woman who has a lot of kids and restricts what her kids can do and is very invasive. Usually feed their Kids cucumber slices and carrot sticks. Lives in the suburbs and is strictly Christian.
look at Susan 34 Kids over there feeding her kids apple slices at the park.
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Ann Susan

The lady maverick, whose spirit is full of passion, free energy and sheer awesomeness.

She is a great listener, and loves people whole heartedly and sees them without judgement.

Life won't be the same after you meet an Ann Susan.
Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ann Susan.
by swishandswirl November 24, 2021
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Susan

Wow susans such a great Mom! What a badass.
by Jozzzieee April 26, 2022
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Dirty Susan

Dirty Susan is the grey haired middle aged woman on the cards in the Canadian smoke packs. If you receive a Dirty Susan in your pack it’s good luck, my friend.
“Hoh I just found a Dirty Susan in my smokes man !”

Fuck around it’s just gonna be a good day eh!”
by Unco and neph June 3, 2020
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