by SAMUELSEMASAKA123 December 10, 2018
Get the Samuel Semasakamug. He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and only gets plant-based vaccines. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 57 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.
by Al isn't pal April 14, 2022
Get the Samuel Glazermug. by Samuel Hu May 31, 2022
Get the Samuel Humug. Someone who is always on your thoughts. Someone who is always in your heart. Someone who you'll want to spend the rest of your life with. Someone who just with a soft spoken word, can change the outlook of your day. He is the most incredible person that'll walk into your life and from that day on, you'll share only special moments with. Life is not easy, but he will change every dynamic known to you. He is someone you look forward to seeing, knowing, being with and forever present in your mind, you'll know he's the one you want to see the world with. He's sincere, incredibly handsome, sweet, caring, super charming and that one hug of his is enough to set you free. You'll look forward to spending the future in his arms.
To me, Samuel O'Hare is all i know, all i see. To me, he is the only one i ever hoped would be. Today, tomorrow and forevermore.
by KristyCall01 May 24, 2010
Get the Samuel O'Haremug. A highly conservative gentleman. Raised in the boy scouts and religious teachings. Proud of his righteous right-wing beliefs, enough to use slurs to defend a point (the negative consequences of which he usually blames on "overreactive leftists" than his own misconduct).
A Taylor believes all women should be housewives, especially his own. He will send his son to military school if he dares to like the colour pink. Typically works as an electrician or in another blue-collar occupation that he can call "real man's work".
A Taylor believes all women should be housewives, especially his own. He will send his son to military school if he dares to like the colour pink. Typically works as an electrician or in another blue-collar occupation that he can call "real man's work".
"Did you hear that 20-year-old guy talking about how things were so much better in the 1950s? That guy's a real Samuel Taylor"
by louisarmstrong9099222 May 29, 2022
Get the samuel taylormug. a racist fuck that cant take a joke. He can talk shit but cant take it. HE LOVES THE COCK. LOVES IT. he does hate crimes to little children in his 2nd gen dodge. He always has a cum load in his lip spitting everywhere. He cant ride a bike to save his life he brakes everything he touches . o shit got to go here is right here. He loves the cock. no balls to rock a mullet
by timothy hurst October 22, 2018
Get the samuel kikkertmug. Samuel Armstrong is the hottest guy in our grade
Samuel Armstrong is trash at fortnite
Crusty crabs wants Samuel Armstrongs penis
Samuel Armstrong is trash at fortnite
Crusty crabs wants Samuel Armstrongs penis
by Blake Bretton May 20, 2018
Get the Samuel Armstrongmug.