A name for a unathletic, fat, lazy, rude, terrible, stinky, crusty, blonde,gay, lewd,and small penised man.
Henry: hey nolan, want to go on a run?
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn
by Notracistbro January 31, 2024

He's Nolan. If Nolan is in the room he will be simply just Nolan. Nolan is Nolan. He makes you feel like a Nolan when you are feeling like Nolan. Nolan doesn't like it when you act like a Nolan. Nolan has a pet Nolan and he walks him every day. Nolan has the desire to takeover the worldwide Nolan. Nolan is the most successful Nolan in the whole wide Nolan. It's Nolan. Your life is Nolan.
Nothing is real, we are living in a fake computer reality created by Nolan Belisle and everything is Nolan.
Nolan #1: "How are you?"
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #3: "Me too. I feel like Nolan too. Makes sense."
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #1: "Alright!"
Nolan #1: "How are you?"
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #3: "Me too. I feel like Nolan too. Makes sense."
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #1: "Alright!"
by AlexHatesSalad January 15, 2025

by Im_not_nolan October 26, 2019

Nolan has brown eyes and is usually depressed a lot some people try to cheer him up but no one helps him except for one person he never cheats and he stays loyal to his brothers and he not no snitch
Is nolan ok?
by Is that me? November 11, 2019

In a town named Lakewood ranch it’s listed a a school but there are a bunch of f school level 10 people at least every day are in iss bathrooms have people vaping left right and center people have sex in the bathroom near by
by anonymous September 2, 2022

Shut the fuck up nolan
by ihatenolans123 August 8, 2021
