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Jolly moses

The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.
Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"

R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)

Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"
by jesus037 November 13, 2009
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Jolly Roger

The act of licking the underside of the penis from the base by the the balls to the tip of the head.
Your mom gave me the sloppiest Jolly Roger last night, Best BlowJob Ever!
by The Peruvian Artist December 12, 2018
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Jolly Watson

A traditional suffolk county Christmas drink. 1 part boiled milk, Well vodka, dash of cinnamon, pinch of nutmeg, needles of a 100 year old blue spruce, and if harvest allows 3 cranberries for garnish.
After a long day at work, Gary came home to enjoy a nice hot Jolly Watson, a nice adult beverage.
by Whocares4760 December 10, 2022
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Jolly rancher cum shot

When a man puts a jolly rancher in his dick hole and cums, making it multi-colored.
Hey try something new with your partner, like the Jolly Rancher Cum Shot. I tried it, was fun, but hurt a lottt
by Joe Mamamaama May 6, 2021
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Jollie

An egotistical couple that flaunts their relationship because it is their first relationship and they are why too excited may also result in one of the couple become a massive bellend
Did you see that pair over there

Yeah jeez they’re such a jollie
by Mattstoner123 June 21, 2018
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Jolly Santa

A sexual position in which the female sticks her ass in the air and the male, wearing a Santa Claus hat & beard, sits on top of the female and drops his testicles into her anus like Santa dropping his bag of toys down the chimney.
After a little too much eggnog, Sally was feeling frisky and asked Todd to leave on the hat & beard and give her a jolly santa.
by TotesMagotes42 December 23, 2013
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Jolly-Jabbed

Someone who tries to get vaccinated a multiple times the recommended number of jabs, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, or getting rid of other health conditions.
Mr. Mandal, who claimed to have been jolly-jabbed at least 11 times of the Covid-19 vaccine, was barred from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly found out about his serial deceits.
by MathPlus January 7, 2022
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