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Jack

Jack is one of the most darling boys you will ever meet. They are great at almost everything and often over looked. They are one of the greatest people to be around and are always happy. Not to mention they are so. fucking. attractive. Most girls swoon over him and his athletic skills and amazing grades. They are especially good at lax. They will usually go for brunettes with pretty eyes and beautiful souls. They are also fans of quirks like freckles, glasses and braces. Mostly compatible with Emily, Rebecca and Hannah.
“omg did you see that jack over there??”
“yessssssssss he’s so cute and athletic
by heywassupitsme June 7, 2018
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Jack

Jack is the conductor of a train that sells you a one way ticket to pound town. As the old saying goes, "be a Jack today, be a horny military sergeant tomorrow". He surfaced from his mother's womb at the ripe age of 0 and has ever since featured in PornHubs' monthly top rated verified amateur section.

His quads are closely identical to those of the late Greek God Zeus. In 2014, his cum made its big break as it featured on multiple Cinnabon rest stop billboards in the tri-state area. His blonde curls glisten in the sun which has also been the leading cause of blindness in the United States. His hot Australian accent makes you question your worthiness and his deep laugh has been used as Pendulum's bass line.
Girl 1: omg I saw Jack last night
Girl 2: no way! how was it?
Girl 1: amazing! He just rocked out with his cock out the entire time
by JacksFanClub April 9, 2019
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Jack

Me: I love you Jack
by spectrral January 14, 2022
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jacked

Taken. Usually in a jacked up manner.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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jacks

slang for a £5 note... comes from "the jackson five"
lend us a cockle.... sorry mate only got a jacks on me...
by jackmandigger May 31, 2007
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Jack

A lad who wishes he could have all the babes but really just likes getting off to Flash-porn
Hey did you see the new episode of the Flash?

Nah I was too busy being a Jack and jacking it
by LurlyBants October 1, 2016
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jacks

slang for converse jack purcell sneakers, similar to the shortening of chuck taylor to chucks

jack purcell was a badminton player in the early 20th century.
jacks are comfortable and will always be hip.
by uplate May 13, 2005
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