hamburger in the shower

The act of actually taking a fucking hamburger into the shower causing it to get moist and ready to be thrown out. Commonly done by Australians

"I took a hamburger in the shower and that shit got soggy as fuck!"- Australian man

by HunterJohnston2002 December 29, 2017

hamburger stamp

When a female puts their vagina lips on someone's face or forehead. The female version of Tea bagging.

"Ohh man she totally hamburger stamped me on the forehead last night"

by sharty123 January 20, 2012

Horrible Hamburger

Get a hamburger cum on it shit on it and spit on it then eat it

Gabe had to eat the Horrible Hamburger last night

by Jimmafee November 11, 2022

hamburger manouever

To fold the two testicle over the penis, then proceeding to squeeze the testicles to ejaculate with optimal force.

I got my nuts stuck in a vending machine, only way out is the hamburger manouever

by user2452058 February 06, 2024

turkish hamburger

The poofy haired vagina of an overweight 40+ Black haired woman that has a pickle fragment dangling from within its entanglement of mingle twine.

Dude, she took off her panties and there it was, a Turkish hamburger. She had to be 40+ and queefed pickles.

by Bungfolio the Great!!!! August 31, 2017

hamburger mode

what you do when you get scammed by a smelly curry muncher and need to take your anger out

I went hamburger mode on my teacher Mary Lusk after I got scammed out of all my money.

by RobertWoods October 31, 2023

greasy hamburger

When you pass out on the toilet and you have marks on your forehead from laying on the toilet to long.

I was so shit faced that I was a greasy hamburger before I left the bar.

by 7 3/4 and 23 August 09, 2017