Dylan

A Dylan can be hard to handle and a know it all.. sometimes. He is the kind of person who cries if he gets a D on his/her progress report. A Dylan is constantly pretending to be autistic. He is obsessed with cars and Thanos. He has brown hair and wears a cars T-shirt everyday. He can be a nice friend occasionally. But mainly a jerk.

Simon says point to the kid with a cars shirt and Is dating thanos *points to Dylan

by Timmy9yearsold May 2, 2019

Dylan

He is my world, my life, my soul and my everything!! Your cute, loving, kind, generous ❤️❤️ U make everything and everyone feel amazing and u are so fun to be around 😂💜 U are u and that is the BEST thing you could ever be 🌹🌹🌹 ily from u know who !!

Dylan is in none of my classes

by Mathswithsomeone January 31, 2018

Dylan

That kid who has long/short hair that everyone thinks that he will shoot up a place

Dylan the School shooter

by Unknown 121111564 May 3, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is a perverted freak. He doesn't know when to stop, and doesn't care about his friends feelings. He would betray his friends just to get with his girl. He has no respect for people and is a selfish, low life asshole.

You see that perv Dylan over there ?

by Asshole named Dylan June 1, 2018

Dylan

just straight up a SEXY BEAST!!!!

OMG he is such a Dylan

by Jack_is_aCool___gUy November 19, 2020

Dylan

A man with a large penis loved by
Most of the world includeing straving Africans because the olny thing they have to eat is Dylan's large and fat penis

I want to eat Dylan's penis for dinner tonight after I masterbate to Dylan's penis

by Dad e February 8, 2017

dylan

they call him BIG D for a reason. he has a kraken cock and can destroy a pussy in less than 0.000001 seconds.

Girl: Fuck me like a Dylan would
Guy: They call me Dylan for a reason
Girl: Fuck your name is actually Dylan. that dick is too big for me :/
Guy: too late *takes off pants*

Girl: already past out cause the dick was so good.

Guy: Thats what i call cum drunk.

by Solbae February 5, 2017