Chelsea

Total geek that everyone secretly hates. Name for a typical millennial narcissist chick who is awkward, ugly usually fat with a pig or horse face, annoying, stupid and talentless with disproportionately high self esteem. Calls logical Gen X women "Karen"'and has no concept of feminism or history though purports to be a feminist. Enjoys knitting as a hobby.

"Shut up you have no concept of history or feminism is read a book, Chelsea."

by Genxbeauty July 10, 2020

Chelsea Academy

Some joke of a school with most teachers being depressed or hating their lives so they bully children. Mitary child soilder type rules and some annoying,unfunny dumb as brick students

Don't send your kid to Chelsea Academy.

by BIGGLIBHJK February 18, 2023

Chelsea

A girl who is all of that but actually not. Turn your back for a minute and she will stick it to you hard. She likes to lie and cheat because she had daddy issues.

Hey do you know Chelsea?

Oh that fat ugly no good lying whore?

No thanks

by SmallTowneGirl December 19, 2023

Chelsea

Uuuuuuuugh aggravating

Uuuugh Chelsea is so annoying

by Outcastprime January 29, 2024

chelsea

whore. slut.

hey chelsea
did you just call me a whore?

by violetmathew December 14, 2022

Chelsea Tractor

SUV driven by a plonker trying to achieve status

chelsea tractor

by pseudochorus December 24, 2022

chelsea mudpie

the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.

guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!

by jdwag59 January 2, 2023