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Zombie Pocket

A lifeless, non-interactive, just lies there and takes it, sexual partner.
Rachel is a zombie pocket. Might as well jump a corpse. But I still get a nut.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019
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Society Zombie

1.) A person whom follows the actions of day to day society with no regard for himself or anyone else in their life.

2.) Someone that has no interest in bettering themselves.

3.) A follower.
Kevin never takes initiative to do anything over and above. He's such a Society Zombie!
by iDenzilla June 15, 2011
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mobile zombie

a person who stands in the middle of the dance floor just stood there fiddling with their mobile phone or endlessly stood there filming some DJ instead of making the most of their night out.
It would have been a good night, but there were too many mobile zombies clogging up the dance floor
by fruit and the cakes December 21, 2013
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Cum-Zombie

When a female, after sexual intercourse, walks around like a resident evil zombie seeping and drooling cum out of her mouth, nose, ears, eyes, pussy, and asshole. Instead of saying “brains” the cum-zombie says “cumz” in a slow and sedated state.
Bro my balls were backed up for a week and I fucked Denise last night. I came so hard inside of her she turned into a cum-zombie and tried to eat my cock.
by Fing Fang Foom July 24, 2019
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zombie stick

A large stick which is kept in one's room for the sole purpose of bludgeoning zombies when the zombie apocalypse happens.
John raised his zombie stick and brought down terror upon the undead.
by jamill14 June 9, 2011
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Zombie Relationship

A zombie relationship is what you get when the relationship has died, (and we all know you can't come back from the dead) but they try to make it work anyway.
Yeah Dan and Sarah just need to call it, their zombie relationship clearly isn't working.
by Lungenbrotchen April 4, 2019
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Coffee Zombie

A person who is a zombie until s/he has had her/his morning coffee.
Lisa is really being cranky this morning. She must not have had her coffee. You know what a coffee zombie she is.
by PharmGirl99 August 22, 2011
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