Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

by Jeff February 25, 2004

One Arm Yogurt Thrower

Male genitalia. A penis. ( penis )
Throwing yogurt is a reference to ejaculation.

"I bought some viagra for the one arm yogurt thrower"

by 12AA34FF May 13, 2006

smashing his yogurt truck

Australian slang used to announce that one has cum

Don`t bother that bloke, he`s just finished smashing his yogurt truck.

by 2Rooks November 16, 2005

one eyed yogurt slinger

the male peepee in which he jizzes out of his "one eye" (meaning his wee wee.)

"oh man i touched chads one eyed yogurt slinger last night"

by latisha bonquiqui December 13, 2013

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Referring to a dudes dick

Damn Connor has a huge purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

by YaBoi55 May 14, 2018

Purple headed yogurt slinger

When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple

This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.

by 24/48 uncensored July 5, 2018

purple-headed yogurt slinger

Dick,penis,also the name of my band if I had one.

Chloe always asks me about your purple-headed yogurt slinger,what is it?

by sandwichsandwich September 12, 2018