new york headlights

When a fatter person puts there breast on the sides of a sleeveless shirt.

Donnie p just flashed his New York headlights.

by Kyleman123 July 3, 2019

New York Thunder Storm

When you eat a New York steak for dinner then after you eat a girl out and because of how bad it smells, you throw up in her pussy. So you caused a New York Thunder Storm in her pussy.

Last night I caused a New York Thunder Storm in bed and my girlfriend dumped me 30 minutes after.

by Iwillpredictpeople72937 December 30, 2020

New York sober

When an individual doesn’t drink, but uses cocaine.

A: Why does Nick keep jingling his keys and going to the bathroom every 20 minutes?

B: Oh, he’s New York sober now.

by Bobbymcfartface69 September 16, 2022

A New York Shoe Shine

When a person from New York obfuscates facts and slows down the search for solutions.

That store manager in the Bronx just told me what I wanted to hear but actually gave me a New York Shoe shine

by Bozman26 June 17, 2012

Rome New York

A landfill with a ZIP code.

You left your child in the car all night, are you an animal?!
-No, I'm from Rome New York.

by AdiosSuckers November 20, 2020

I’m no Miss New York

What you say when you mean you’re nothing special; sure, I did this, but, I’m humble about it.

Also used as a humble reply to a compliment.

Ethan: Safira your handwriting is so perfect, mine is so bad!!
Safira: I’m no Miss New York.

Safira: I’m no Miss New York, but I wrote a 10-page-essay in two hours.

by Sunday Fairchild May 11, 2022

Troy, New York

A former milling town turned toxic dump that some people still call a city for some reason. Full of white wannabe gangsters and people who mistakenly think they can start a profitable business there.

Person 1: Where can I get those pills on the low-low?

Person 2: Just ask any mediocre SoundCloud rapper! I can get someone to deliver!
Person 1: Where you from by the way?
Person 2: I'm in Clifton Park, but I can already tell that you're from Troy, New York.
Person 1: So you can have someone.......

Person 2: Yuuuck... Not worth it... FUUUUCK that... Just no... (hangs up)

by coffee_by_the_pot April 11, 2021