waiter, bring me water!

The exclamation people make when they give up on something difficult and just take the easy route.

Gah, I can't get a better deal on this car, sigh.. waiter, bring me water!

by _________Jonathan_________ June 27, 2008

wrister

noun. A person who masturbates frequently, typically making snorting noises as they reach orgasm.

Jesus, he's only knocking another one out in the shower - what a wrister

by Miles Standish Proud November 23, 2011

write off

To be beaten so bad that you have to goto intensive care. Derives from a car being "written off".

Blud, Marshall got write off! He got slew, blad!"

by b'aaand ta get sleeeew May 11, 2004

Waiter

When everyone is sitting down and an instruction is given to do something which involves standing up then everyone waits around for the first person to do it.

The boss tells everyone to get up and go to the front of a room. No-one moves. One guy says to the next "This is a total waiter"

by Has this name been taken??? May 19, 2010

read and write

cockney for a "fight"

i would have gotten here sooner, but i got caught up in a read and write.

by marcus price December 1, 2004

write protected

A married person (men) who is an open flirt. The person justifies the marriage as the "write protection" against romantic coup. read only

A : Hey beau ! I saw you getting cozy with that bombshell, wassup ?
B : Gimme a break, boy, I am write protected.

by SHADAB September 22, 2005

eithan write

Gay and has many friends who are also gay jk.They tend to have a tiny penis max length 3 inches meaning bed is a little rough overall a good guy.

"Oh look it's eithan write R.I.P"

by Liltay100 December 10, 2018