Wanger

A fat, hairy, greasy person from Jamba who enjoys beating his gearstick to gay porn, whilst playing World of Warcraft

"I can't believe how incredibly homosexual and greasy he is. Biggest Wanger ever."

by RICH_BIRO September 7, 2006

Texas Wrangler Darlin'

A member of the UT spirit organization called the Texas Wrangler Darlings. These girls are distinguishable from other spirit groups by both their homeliness and slutty nature.

Male: I am a Texas Wrangler and even I would never date a Texas Wrangler Darlin'.

by texasfight1212 January 1, 2012

penis wrangler

the one who is one who is kinda like me, who could be seen as me. Then again its just josh

I had your mom and she's a penis wrangler!

by jakkfrozt January 20, 2004

wranglers

A cheap pair of jeans, usually bought at Wal-Mart or Target.

Wranglers Jeans - $5.99 a pair

by J-DitTy April 8, 2004

banana wanger

slang word for the male genitals, esp one that is ripe and juicy, and has its foreskin in tact

"mmmm last night i was having a right good suck on melvyn bragg's banana wanger....he knocked my two front teeth out"

by gazzad June 11, 2006

clam wrangler

A hardcore lesbian who has many girlfriend's at a time.

Wow that lady that works for animal control is a damn clam wrangler. She has like 5 girlfriends!

by Indalecio April 25, 2011

Mouse Wrangler

A mouse Wrangler is a guy that surrounds himself with inferior and weaker males as his primary friend group in order to make himself seem tougher and stronger than he really is. The typical mouse wrangler will rule his mice fiefdom with an iron fist of intimidation, the mice will even talk this individual up as they have come to accept him as their supreme leader.

This particular individual will generally be seen as a bad-ass amongst his friends the mice. But will readily shun and avoid conflicts with true alpha males that would inevitably whoop his ass. As taking an ass whooping would cause his kingdom to crumble and the mice would adopt a new leader.

Hey, that Dude sure is a Mouse Wrangler, look at all those pussies that hang out with him and worship him like he's top dog.

I sure would like to whoop his ass, but he keeps duckin and dodgin and hiding behind his friends who think he's bad. What a Mouse Wrangler.

by Rickawalabear March 29, 2010