harboring a wookie

When a guy has an excessive amount of unflattering facial or body hair.

Oh my GOD, Zeke's growing a beard ... he looks like he's harboring a wookie.

by carrieparker December 30, 2008

Wiki Wooki

A piece of fecal matter that extrudes form the anus from smaller to larger, typically in the shape of a light bulb.

Dude that wiki wooki looks like it would light up my room.

by FridgeEater April 25, 2020

kookie wookie

Literally the worst person to exist. So dumb and annoying, but undercover name for someone that you hate but don't have the heart to tell them because you feel bad for them.

You're such a kookie wookie all the time.

by NOT Fernando March 4, 2022

Wookie

When your having sex and yo dick slip out her pussy and goes in her ass

I was fuckin my bitch but I accidentally gave her a wookie

by Yhn Vito May 6, 2020

Wookie

When your in the woods with only a chewbacca costume on and a bear analy rapes you until you eat its ass out

bro i almost had a wookie yesterday

by DigBick404 May 17, 2018

Wookie Smuggler

1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.

Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.

by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022

Ookie wookie pookie bear

An Ookie Wookie Pookie Bear is someone who when you see them your whole body feels with 100% love and just wanna explode and just kiss them and love them forever curl up in a ball with a movie at a big fire place and just Pookie Lukey Pookey them forever. Also they’re someone you wanna take on a nice hot date and some ice cream for ever and then take them home and snuggle them all night long. My ookie wookie pookie bear is the kind of person who you just want to love in all ways all day everyday forever and have ookie wookie pookie bear babies with because they’re just so precious and lovely and you’d let them black swan u any day because they love you so much and you love them. Awwwww<3 ily bby

Smash or pass Ookie wookie pookie bear?

Smash my organs out man fs! (But gentle with respect)

by ChadDylanCooper January 18, 2024