woke jamming

the act of jamming "woke" content into pieces of media that dont require it or are harmed by it

large media compaines kowtowing to the alt-left by inserting ID-pol content into films and videogames that dont need it -- see also get woke go broke

woke jamming sure messed up wonder woman 84

by chongon maqaque December 28, 2020

Woke and boke

Waking up with a hangover and immediately throwing up.

“Hey man, you wanna hang out?”
“Nah not right now. I got a nasty hangover. I even woke and boke this morning.”

by Enzo Wonton July 21, 2022

Frivolous Wokeness

Being woke about anything and everything. Overextended wokeism. When being woke reaches a level that's just annoying and has no real purpose or value.

Them bitch-ass fools are engaged in frivolous wokeness.

by Pajarrabias November 25, 2022

woke walker

Derived from the Game of thrones character White Walker, Woke Walker refers to the plague of Karen’s destroying the world with their insanely insensible far left views that are hypocritically destroying the world.

That woke walkers wearing two masks outside

by e1ixirpatr0lman April 28, 2022

Woke Lord

Woke Lord is a title (self proclaimed or given) to someone whose thoughts, speach and actions embody 'wokeness' (see woke). Not to be confused with enlightenment or a genuine spiritual awakening; a Woke Lord's world view is used to leverage the moral high ground in every imaginable situation.

Leah: That man was friendly.
Woke Lord: You would be too if you were the benefactor of a western patriarchal system design and maintained for you and your success.

by Loke Word May 11, 2022

Woke fragility

When a woke person says something ridiculous and you push back against them, and then they react by calling you names and refusing to debate.

Alice: All white people are racist.
Bob: Wait, isn't that a racist thing to say?
Alice: Your refusal to understand just proves that you're a racist!
Jane: Sounds like Alice is experiencing woke fragility.

by itinerant_arbuthnot October 10, 2022

Woke Vet

A veteran, usually peacetime service and a desk flyer, who acts as though the fact they served with minorities makes them a expert on racial or gender problems. They often are seen on Facebook starting sentences with “My best friend in the Navy was Hispanic/Black/Asian/Gay/Bi…” They than proceed to lecture everyone with stories that are 95% bull shit about how their supposed friend “opened their eyes.” A Woke Vet differs from a Bro Vet in that Bro Vets use their service to get a “Thank you” from conservatives whereas Woke Vets use their service to score brownie points among left leaning circles.

Ryan was pretty normal in the service, but ever since his EAS he’s become such a Woke Vet

by Aknut47 May 30, 2022