The next tier up from academic weapon. A person who, even when giving absolutely zero effort, does amazing in school.
Did you hear Dave got straight As and didn’t even study all semester? He really is an academic wizard.
by Simpyg June 11, 2023
An ageing, peroxide blonde long hair with a penchant for snake skin boots and gold flecked flares, often found at children's parties casting dirty spells with his "magic wand".
Oh I say Calum that Pedo Wizard you had at little Timmy's birthday party didn't half get the kids in a frightful mess with all those sticky magic spells he cast all over them.
by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011
by Your Local Stickbug October 20, 2022
An obnoxious red haired Oirish Man with a propensity to drink large volumes of the Black Stuff and expell unatural quantities of a very foul smelling gas whilst still managing to get the love of a fit Amurican Filly and magically ( using a blue pill, her's is termed a roofie, his a Viagra, dont get them mixed up or you'll spend the night get rodgered by your missus)satisfying her needs (so he says).
by Kevensucksass January 10, 2009
Hung like sparrow and all the personality of a paper cup, that's WOO.
He likes nothing more than to get on his knees and have a rolled up copy of the latest PCG rammed up his poop hole.
He likes nothing more than to get on his knees and have a rolled up copy of the latest PCG rammed up his poop hole.
by Xiang March 19, 2005
when a womans fanny has expanded to the estent that it resembles the sleeve of merlin himself. due to many sexual partners or regular fornications with an unaccomadatable penis, one may find herself with a spacious v agina, stretched by much pounding. see also:- 'cave'
"i took it 3 times from adam last night - his dick is nine inches dont you know!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"
by annonymous15 November 06, 2006
Casper: my out look on the situation...
telly: haaaaa , Mr. Wizard.
Casper: When you deflower a girl,its like gettin famed.They be tellin thier grandkids about that shit; "That Telly, he sure was good in the sack."
telly: haaaaa , Mr. Wizard.
Casper: When you deflower a girl,its like gettin famed.They be tellin thier grandkids about that shit; "That Telly, he sure was good in the sack."
by k and D sessions June 12, 2005