wank shank

When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.

Stop being such a Wank Shank!

Stop Wank Shanking me!

by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017

gopher-shank

A long pole-like instrument used for stabbing, usually crudely formed.

The inmate made a gopher-shank to attempt to stab the guards.

by Ricochet0311 January 26, 2009

shit shanked

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.

I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...

by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017

shank yanker

A middle-aged man who masterbates with a knife while listening to the recorded sound of children screaming.

When the cleaning lady opened the drawer and found a rusted blade and a spooge-stained tape recorder, she knew there was a shank yanker inhabiting the room.

by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004

Shank War

A fight consisting of thrusts or jabs to the side commonly used by teenagers.

"Yo, that shank war in math class yesterday was tyte!"

by XxThe_WalrusxX January 22, 2010

Corn Shank

a shank made from a corn cob

Those indians just tried to corn shank me!

by zane houston April 20, 2008

wanker shank

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)

dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!

by the Damon8r January 10, 2009