The Drew Markovich

When you four finger defeater someone but it’s justified because they looked at you funny.

They just did the Drew Markovich on me and now my asshole is really sore.

by FourFingerabsolutedefeater April 17, 2021

Drew (Joke)

The newest joke of the ligma category I thought of myself and got everyone at school with it so I am now publicizing it.

(Instagram @azr (ignore this, just to prove I made this if it blows up))

How to get someone with Drew (Joke)
You: Hey, do you know Drew?
Person: Who's Drew?
You: DREWLING OVER DEEZ NUTS!

by LewdMaster69 October 27, 2019

Left on drew

With the popular app Kik, it is defined as leaving people ( specifically women) on message delivered ( or on D).

Damn bro, another honey Left on Drew

by ElYeffe May 27, 2020

Drew Bowkering

drinking copious amounts of alcohol in the absence of friends; getting drunk excessively by oneself

"Dude, Sam was Drew Bowkering so hard last night. He texted me drunk as shit. What a pussy

by wangle dangle the dangle wangl June 4, 2015

drew angel

Super cute girl that is very loving, she will do anything for you and love you to infinity. She is wonderful and you will never stop loving her

That girl is so amazing what's her name?
Drew Angel

by ThTguy14 May 14, 2015

Drew James

107 on awesomeness scale, the highest ever recorded. A baller, and incredible rap lyricist.

BOB: Whats awesome, a baller, and unbeatable in a freestlye comp?
JIM: Drew James!!

by Dequan23 October 24, 2011

Drew Pagaduan

Drews are cool, but Drew Pagaduans are much, much better. Conversations with Drew Pagaduan are easy, hilarious, and surprisingly important. You'll either never really get to know him, or naturally gravitate toward him over the span of years, maybe even more. This gravitation is caused by his mystery. You know that he comes off as quiet, unless the conversation piques his interests. You'll come to learn that while his shit talking may seem passive-aggressive, he's secretly planning to fight the whole world for both his ideals and for his friends. You'll come to relate to the perpetual ball of resentment that you both feel for yourselves, those that piss you off, and the general unfairness of the world that you, nor anyone else couldn't ever hope to solve alone, as well as share the sad smile of autumn that, at the end of the day, you both recognize as the closest thing to a solution. While he is there for you in the long run, he'll need his space every once in a while, as do you; you both know that you don't need to see to be able to share the hilarity and beauty of the world together. You can share so much with Drew Pagaduan, regardless of how different from him you might be. Drew Pagaduan is as elusive and mysterious as he is solid and comforting when you are face-to-face. The closer you get to a Drew Pagaduan, the farther from him you'll feel, as your desire to know him will only grow. Despite this, a Drew Pagaduan is a good friend to have indeed.

"Hey Drew Pagaduan! I missed you dude!"
"Miss you too bro. How's life ;)"

by Mustapholis_Wang October 25, 2020