crush-whipped

Your existence is influenced by your crush.

Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
1. swooning at the mere mention of their name
2. Daily time-outs in the emocorner
3. Denial
4. Mild-stalking. Sorry i mean "admiring from a distance".
5. a weird craving to watch chick-flicks

Person 1: Omg Shanaynay was talking to Will *bursts into tears/spontaneously combusts*
Person 2: You are totally crush-whipped. *eye roll here*

by kitchen4sale April 28, 2014

voice whipped

(1)When a male is undeniably at the mercy of a high-maintinence girl & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girl over friends, family, school, food, water, and air all to hear her voice.
(2)A mans world blindly revolving around a woman in another state
(3)When you ask your friend to come out with you, but he has to ask premission from a girl to go out, and then talks to her when he is out with the "boys" so he cant get some poon tang afterwards, but so he can hear her
(4) pussy whipped without the pussy

Chan is voice whip to a girl in a differnt time zone, and hasent even gotten some

by J. D. A. September 7, 2005

Clit Whip

Upward karate chop to the vagina.

Emina saw her friend Rachel standing and talking to her friend, Alica. Emina then clit whipped Rachel, causing her tampon to shoot 3 inches too deep into her uterus.

by VinnieWilliam March 10, 2012

bush whipped

Tony Blair, Bertie Ahern, Sylvio Burlesconi, John Howard, Steve Harper.

What's the difference between David Beckham and Tony Blair?

One's pussy whipped, the other's Bush whipped.

by Desigol December 28, 2005

pussy whipped

(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex

(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::
(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.

by je adore dior March 8, 2003

spic whip

Modifying a cheap car by trying to make it seem nicer than it really is.

Did you see how loud Tyler’s Subaru is? Who cares, it’s just a spic whip.

by Wunna7 December 13, 2022

whip-smart

Whips crack and snap...so someone who is "whip-smart" is able to come up with an answer right away, and succinctly

The magazine was praised for its spirited, whip-smart analysis of and commentary on current events.

by Beet Juice November 27, 2009