taint whisker

pretty much explains itself really...but if i had to actually assign a definition; i guess it would be a whisker, two days from shaven, growing specifically on the taint

That bitch didn't even have the common courtesy to shave for me...her taint whiskers scratched the shit outta my nose!!!

by gnarlo January 14, 2008

banana whisker

The act of taking 99 bananas and placing it in a girls vagina cavity and have the muscle contract, while making a spinning motion to open the bottle, then drinking the liquor.

Dude, last night brad gave brittany a banana whisker.

by randomguy 54646 June 18, 2018

Star Whackers

1. The secret society of lawyers, movie critics and chiropractors that actor Randy Quaid and his plain Jane wife, allege are after them. 2. A series of Stars Wars themed Bukkake films.

1. "We are refugees in Canada... The Star Whackers want to kill us... They killed Heath Ledger and David Carradine."
-- Randy Quaid rambling to some reporter in Canada.

2.

some perv: Star Whackers is the only porn film to truly capture George Lucas's Star Wars.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 2, 2010

Wicker Man

A man who has had beer before liquor, and had watched the Wicker Man film the night he drank.

Friend to the Wicker Man - Hey man, you know how it goes: Beer before liquor, you're the Wicker...................Man.

by Nicholas Caged July 1, 2011

dragon whiskers

when a girl is giving you head, you blow in her mouth, then right before she swallows, when your man juice is just to the back of her throat, you punch her in the stomach. in doing so, your jizzum forcefully is ejected out of her nostrils, having a whisker like effect on her face.

jen was pissed last night when i gave her dragon whiskers. im not gettin head for a month after that show!

by tkpizzle July 25, 2012

whiskers

Incredibly slow Lunch Lady who does frequent cavity searches for food and who has a bigger beard than an omish priest. (often dislikes cullinan)

"Damn whiskers went a little too deep that time...."

by Not Bobby Cemprola May 22, 2003

whisker biscuts

when your fuckin a girl with a bush and you pull out and bust a nut into the bush. when it dries there will be biscuts in her whiskers

i was fuckin your mom the other day and i totally gave her whisker biscuts without her knowing it.

by stromerson November 12, 2009