When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.
Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!
by no_nameyo May 19, 2013
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1. When a normal mild mannered person or living creature changes from being victimized and transforms into the predator.
2. A permanent absence of fear caused by events that have become unbearable.
3. From the root word 'wild'.
4. A permanent and irreversible state of wildness.
5. Actively deciding to stop being afraid and begin instigating confrontation.
6. Comparable and taken from the transformation of Walter White (Bryan Cranston) from high school chemistry teacher into methamphetamine drug dealing kingpin. from the television series 'Breaking Bad'
7. Realizing that intelligence defeats intimidation and applying it regardless of the cost or perceived danger.
1. When a normal mild mannered person or living creature changes from being victimized and transforms into the predator.
2. A permanent absence of fear caused by events that have become unbearable.
3. From the root word 'wild'.
4. A permanent and irreversible state of wildness.
5. Actively deciding to stop being afraid and begin instigating confrontation.
6. Comparable and taken from the transformation of Walter White (Bryan Cranston) from high school chemistry teacher into methamphetamine drug dealing kingpin. from the television series 'Breaking Bad'
7. Realizing that intelligence defeats intimidation and applying it regardless of the cost or perceived danger.
by DoNotWatch Inc. May 26, 2015
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This means that basically Integrator and Boomser are cockarses who cant even buy Macdonalds and watch out, they will glock your kneecaps off.
by yEE March 19, 2003
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Get the Sugar Wasted mug.Becoming so intoxicated that you dance like a dirty whore, hook up with several people, become extremely annoying, lose memory, and vomit profusely at the end of the night. After becoming white school girl wasted, females believe that they are much cooler for having doing so and brag to their friends for days.
"Yolanda can't handle her alcohol, and has become white school girl wasted! She's kissing other girls!!"
by MDYM October 3, 2011
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REAL Black Guy: you shut the fuck up u punk bitch, that movie is shit "beats shit out of wigger"
REAL Black Guy: you shut the fuck up u punk bitch, that movie is shit "beats shit out of wigger"
by Calabrese Boy November 14, 2005
Get the malibu's most wanted mug.when you're fucked up by CHOCOLATE over dosage. directions: buy a shitload of chocolate food products. it does NOT have to be plain chocolate: it can be cake, brownies, ice cream, etc....this is something extremely cool people do to have fun on Saturday nights.
me: Hey Liam, wanna get chocolate wasted on saturday?
liam: uhhh what?
me: you know??? when you eat a shitload of chocolate and you are wasted off it!!
liam: uhhh what?
me: you know??? when you eat a shitload of chocolate and you are wasted off it!!
by lildots22 September 26, 2011
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