sock dick wasted

Intoxication equivalent of white girl wasted but instead involves males getting naked placing socks on their dicks because they are so wasted.

Bystander 1: What the hell are those boys doing?
Bystander 2: Oh that's just Reid and Patrick getting sock dick wasted.

by PatReid October 7, 2012

Washer's fee

The loose coinage or dollars discovered within the washing machine or clothes dryer by the individual(s) tending the machines and/or laundry. (Money usually originates in the pockets of the clothes atricles being washed).

1. My sister black mailed me into doing her laundry for 2 months but the Washer's fee was grand!

2. "Man I could of swore I had like $5.00 bucks on me but it went missing!" "Bet it became Washer's fee dude."

by AJ632160 September 4, 2009

nigger wasted

Being drunk and as fucked up as one of the dang ole niggers.
weed.......TITTIES

Man we got fucking nigger wasted last night and i wound up doing lines of crystal meth off of a 300 pound nigger ladys back fold.

by Swag WannaGetEmGaaa September 25, 2011

bok meo wasted

taking getting drunk to a whole new level. Like losing your shoe inside a club.

I got bok meo wasted last night I fell asleep in my closet.

by p.swizzle November 25, 2010

white-boy wasted

being drunk and nothing else.

Maaane that fool was white-boy wasted! No geekin, no purp, just straight drannnkin!

by BeckyBecky December 30, 2009

Gammon Washer

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.

tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer

by pete June 18, 2006

ash face wasted

when ones drunk is resembling the one we call ash face

usually results in:
-yelling
-free style rapping
-being an ass to be funny
-singing in different languages
-announcing when you have entered a room
-throwing up

"carly was so shwasted on friday.. like really ash face wasted"

by NUMBA ONE NIGGA October 23, 2011