walking hemorrhoid

A person that's a major pain in the ass!

Man, She's so bitchy! She A walking hemorrhoids.

by Lord-Pain March 28, 2015

Walking Sewage

The citizens of Littleton Colorado, who inhabit the toad tavern and drunkenly fight over nothing.

Look at that walking sewage at the bar

by thefox.com April 6, 2015

Walking yard sale

In reference to someone who is a mess, extremely disheveled, most often refers to parents of small children.

Her kids were up all night, so she's a walking yard sale today.

by Sos4321 October 3, 2015

walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"

Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.

by Realest-And-Comical March 3, 2016

Walking milkshake

When your stomach hurts and makes a sloshing sound.

I can't succ more bread, i feel like a walking milkshake.

by AlterLynx March 18, 2018

walking 2 dollar slut

Uglier and more disease-ridden than a crippled 2 dollar slut.

"That walking 2 dollar slut Stephanie!" -The Rock

by Fearless Talking Mouth August 5, 2018

Walking Beds

(also known as Wb)
a group of people (mostly 6) going in a row of two, talking loudly and gossiping over other people. This is mostly a group of girls.

P1: "oh no. There are Walking Beds."
P2: "Wb meeting again"

by aWalkingBed January 18, 2019