walmart connection

a person who has very bad xbox live connection causing the whole game to lag.

leonardo1596 has a walmart connection.

by dicky1596 January 23, 2011

Walmart Nascar

An event that is held everyday unknowingly sponsored by Walmart by where any fly by day consumer can become an alustrious Nascar driver by hopping in one of those scooter carts and burn rubber around the store at a blinding 2 mph. Most notorious and famous drivers: old fat people, REALLY fat women, lazy people, white trash, and people with diabetes. Cash registers and the deli counters seem to be the pit stops, with the exit being the finish line.

hey, wanna go to the walmart nascar event today?

by repthobo October 13, 2011

walmart is open

Code for when your fly is down

Hey man.. uh.. Walmart is open

by mollybah March 11, 2019

walmart greeter

Old man that smiles to you at the door of walmarts and looks at your wifes fat azz after yall walk thru and then laughts at your azz for marring da fat bee-yotch.

greetings (smile) welcome to walmart, then you heat the walmart greeter snicker and a low voice say'n i can't believe he married that fat azz bee-yotch.

by dead fred September 21, 2006

going to walmart

a code name for having sex or intercourse

Alice and Jim are going to walmart tonight.

by dizzleee c moneyy October 22, 2007

Walmart Run

A late night run to Wal-Mart where you take Hannah Montana dolls from the toy section into one of the camping tent displays and jerk off in her hair.

After I saw the new Miley Cyrus music video, I had to go for a Walmart Run.

by Calcobrena October 12, 2014

Walmart Standoff

When you're at the store and you see one of your teachers or your classmates

Don't talk to Vincent, he's got PTSD from that Walmart Standoff on Saturday.

by TheBagelPeople June 20, 2020