wake and wack

V. to masturbate soon after waking up, often with morning wood

Guy says to his friends: Yeah i went for a little wake and wack this morning so now I'm really tired.
Friends response: God your such a fucking idiot shut the fuck up

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Peter Wacker

A Dick

My Peter Wacker Gets Stuck In My Zipper

by Porquenugget December 29, 2017

Wack Out

To pass out after or during masturbation.

Joe- The other night I must have wacked out because I woke up in a puddle of semen... I seem to wack out a lot.

by Sethgz May 2, 2009

Wack speak

A method of speaking which involves the letters of a curseword being reversed. This is generally used by the most immature or laziest of online gamers.

Goatfucker > Rekcuftaog (A seamingly suiting name for an Ogre!)

by Financial Panther November 3, 2004

Wackard

Exactly the same meaning as 'wicked', yet gives greater satisfaction when saying it with a flick of the wrist.

'Wow Brahim, that song is wackard!'

by Spoyglass Bell December 1, 2005

wackbards

Meaning grossly incompetent, stupid, unreasonable, bad, terrible, backwards.

That girl has got to be the most 'wackbards' receptionist I have ever worked with.

by Jenfa January 26, 2007

Wacker-Jawed

To be askew, out of place, or of a confusing placement.

Wow, that girl looks all wacker-jawed laying on the floor like that.

by Deliten February 11, 2009