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wrestling is the most bad ass sport out their! often kids make fun of you can call you gay cause you lay on the ground touching men! they are just pussy's that don't want to get hurt and badly beaten! wrestling is the closest thing to a street fight as you can get with being legal! you practice in a 90+ degrees room with 30 men who are sweating like hell trying to make weight! you run wrestle run more practice n run stairs over n over n at sometimes wear up to 5 layers of clothes to sweat Ur balls off to make your weight! so for all those pussy's who make fun of u cuz your a wrestle tell them 2 take it 2 the mate n than call me a pussy!
wrestling is for gay men who like to cuddle on a mat! HELL NO!
by wwecena948 September 29, 2010
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professional wrestling

unadulterated, homo-erotic, gender transferable, ass tapping, leg humping, man grappling, soft core man on man action on a giant drum performing in gaping man tights for public viewing by gender preference confused individuals trying to pass this gay play off as “entertainment”.
bryan likes professional wrestling so much, he watches it in tights and all oiled up.
by youtube-MercTV October 2, 2007
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wrestling

Fuck WWE, thats all fake actors and special effects.

REAL wrestling involves training with what I call either a monkey or a tank. Monkeys are the small 100 to 145 pounders who throw and toss as easily as breathing. Tanks are big motherfuckers who basically compete in sumo matches and can weigh anywhere from 175 to 284.9 pounds. The training sessions are INTENSE, sometimes lasting all day. If youre going out for wrestling, dont bother eating. You will need to lose weight, and if by some miracle you dont, you will most likely puke during training anyways. Then comes match day, not game day. All the training, practice and lack of food ignites a fire only a true wrestler knows. 6 minutes in the ring will decide the victor. After the end of the season, it is common for a wrestler to feel like wrestling anyone who crosses his path to exert dominance and train for next season. Should the words be uttered "I'll wrestle ya for it; Who wants to wrestle"; or anything implying a fight, a true wrestler cannot, under any circumstance, resist. He, or she, will wrestle until they win, or die.
"dude, youre gonna be wrestling a guy who weighs 283. Too bad youre 195."
by Cartmaniac June 22, 2009
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Deep Wristing

The sexual act of slitting your wrist and using the hole you have created as a pocket pussy.
Bro! Have you ever given yourself a deep wristing. They feel so good!
by CliffSimpkins August 18, 2019
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Wrasslin'

To grab him by the dick, and throw him over your shoulder.
Dave Farr was wrestling Davis Johnson, and then wrassled him over his shoulder.

Last night, i heard Q and Sue started Wrasslin'.
by anarrogantfrog October 23, 2011
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wantagh wrestling

Wantagh wrestling one of the best wrestling teams in new york state. Wantagh always has a good team.when wantagh walks into tornaments other teams run scared. Wantagh won the state championship in 2009 and was third in 2010. Wantagh also holds two county championships in 2009 and 2011. This team wouldn't be so great without it's amazing head coach murph. But trust me wantaghs team is going down now that murph's leaving. Thanks a lot alumni.
Kid:wantaghs here
Kid2:guess I'm not winning at my weight anymore

Kid:boy has murph made wantagh wrestling a good team
by warriorrr March 14, 2011
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Tube Sock Wrestling

The act of two caucasian men wearing nothing but Tube Socks on their penis, and wrestling. Usually until the tube sock falls off.
John: Wanna go Tube Sock wrestling?
Joe: Im already 4 items of clothes ahead of you

Imagine Sumo Wrestling, with skinny white guys, wearing tube socks over their penises.
by Yup... Its that guy August 27, 2011
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