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Washington Monument

Noun.

A sexual maneuver in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). Then, upon climax, the man pulls out and ejaculates in that sexy little dimple in the woman's back (forming the Reflecting Pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.

Note: This move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles "Hail to the Chief" during the formation of the monument.
Dude, I was fucking this hottie last night and gave her the ol' Washington Monument. I felt so patriotic.

Guy at a bar goes up to a cute girl and asks, "Have you ever visited the Washington Monument?" The girl replies, "No, why?" The guy answers, "Would you like to?" The guy then takes the girl back to his place and proceeds to perform the above mentioned act.
by JD, esq. March 11, 2008
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call waiting face off

When you are on the phone with someone and someone else calls. The two people calling you enter call waiting face off.
I cant believe i lost a call waiting face off with my girlfriend's sister.
by icedrake523 October 7, 2004
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washington heights

Where the haze is at...
Yo son, let's go to washington heights and cop a dub.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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Washington Apples

A reference to the testicles of Washington boys.
Girl: I wouldn't mind sucking on his Washington Apples.
by LawSchoolNerd March 12, 2009
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washing lures

A fishing term to indicate zero success - meaning no fish are biting the lures, so one is just out there dragging lures through the water to wash them off. The term can be applied to other areas of life.
Chuck: "Hey Mike, how were your proposals to change those operational procedures in the distribution center received?
Mike: No one responded at all, so I guess I was just washing lures..."
by clemence55 June 28, 2009
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Washington Mutuals

Ouch! She kicked me right in my Washington Mutuals.
by Uncle Chacka June 17, 2010
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waiting line

The line of people waiting their turn for a blunt to be passed around.

From the Zero 7 song "In the Waiting Line" popularized by the movie Garden State.
Wasting my time, in the waiting line...
by oioioimr December 23, 2011
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