walmart connection

a person who has very bad xbox live connection causing the whole game to lag.
leonardo1596 has a walmart connection.
by dicky1596 January 22, 2011
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walmart is open

Code for when your fly is down
by mollybah March 11, 2019
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Walmart Nascar

An event that is held everyday unknowingly sponsored by Walmart by where any fly by day consumer can become an alustrious Nascar driver by hopping in one of those scooter carts and burn rubber around the store at a blinding 2 mph. Most notorious and famous drivers: old fat people, REALLY fat women, lazy people, white trash, and people with diabetes. Cash registers and the deli counters seem to be the pit stops, with the exit being the finish line.
hey, wanna go to the walmart nascar event today?
by repthobo May 28, 2011
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walmart greeter

Old man that smiles to you at the door of walmarts and looks at your wifes fat azz after yall walk thru and then laughts at your azz for marring da fat bee-yotch.
greetings (smile) welcome to walmart, then you heat the walmart greeter snicker and a low voice say'n i can't believe he married that fat azz bee-yotch.
by dead fred September 21, 2006
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going to walmart

Alice and Jim are going to walmart tonight.
by dizzleee c moneyy October 06, 2007
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Walmart Run

A late night run to Wal-Mart where you take Hannah Montana dolls from the toy section into one of the camping tent displays and jerk off in her hair.
After I saw the new Miley Cyrus music video, I had to go for a Walmart Run.
by Calcobrena October 13, 2014
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Walmart Standoff

When you're at the store and you see one of your teachers or your classmates
Don't talk to Vincent, he's got PTSD from that Walmart Standoff on Saturday.
by TheBagelPeople June 20, 2020
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