A sexual position where both partners lay in the 69 position. The female or male lightly bites the head of the penis and performs fellatio on the head until the male 'finishes', sucking off the male's 'joy juice'.
Note: The origins of vampire style come the person from who the character of the Vampire was based upon, Vlad the Impaler.
Note: The origins of vampire style come the person from who the character of the Vampire was based upon, Vlad the Impaler.
by H. Joe January 5, 2006
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The vampire frequently will retain the same donor for months or years without giving anything of the aforementioned energies in return, or setting the victim free to pursue a mutually nurturing relationship.
The victim often, over time, demonstrates near-matrimonial devotion and will develop something resembling true love for the vampire master.
The vampire frequently does not understand how they have fed at all, nor how near death their victim actually is, and contrarily thinks that the relationship somehow benefits their victim.
The vampire frequently will retain the same donor for months or years without giving anything of the aforementioned energies in return, or setting the victim free to pursue a mutually nurturing relationship.
The victim often, over time, demonstrates near-matrimonial devotion and will develop something resembling true love for the vampire master.
The vampire frequently does not understand how they have fed at all, nor how near death their victim actually is, and contrarily thinks that the relationship somehow benefits their victim.
by shadowmagnet February 8, 2013
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Vampires are characterized by the following attributes:
1. They are undead, meaning that they have died, but risen again as creatures with tremendous strength, but also a weakness to various things, including garlic, sunlight, and crucifixes.
2. They are consistently extremely malicious, and seek out humans for one or more of the following purposes: to kill and eat, to use as cattle that they consistently drain small amounts of blood from, and/or to turn into more vampires.
3. A vampire has no conscience. Vampires may recognize people that they knew while alive, but they have no emotional response associated with this recognition, other than bloodlust.
Also, some kids dress up as vampires and refer to themselves as "vampires..." but actually they are just human high schoolers with too little homework.
1. They are undead, meaning that they have died, but risen again as creatures with tremendous strength, but also a weakness to various things, including garlic, sunlight, and crucifixes.
2. They are consistently extremely malicious, and seek out humans for one or more of the following purposes: to kill and eat, to use as cattle that they consistently drain small amounts of blood from, and/or to turn into more vampires.
3. A vampire has no conscience. Vampires may recognize people that they knew while alive, but they have no emotional response associated with this recognition, other than bloodlust.
Also, some kids dress up as vampires and refer to themselves as "vampires..." but actually they are just human high schoolers with too little homework.
TWILIGHT FAN: Edward Cullen is a vampire.
DRACULA FAN: No. No, he isn't.
TWILIGHT FAN: Shut up! What do you know?! You were born in the late 1800s!
DRACULA FAN: This is true.
DRACULA FAN: No. No, he isn't.
TWILIGHT FAN: Shut up! What do you know?! You were born in the late 1800s!
DRACULA FAN: This is true.
by Bertoffski April 1, 2009
Get the vampire mug.The sport that was created by Stephanie Meyer for the Twilight saga because she couldn't think of anything. It is utter fail and cannot be compared to the creativity and uniqueness of Quidditch.
by LunaBeiFong January 11, 2009
Get the Vampire Baseball mug.Girl: OMG! Did you see Twilight?
Guy: No, I don't like watching gay vampires
Girl: He's just a vegetarian vampire...
Guy: You know what that means to them?
Girl: What?
Guy: A vampire who can't get pussy and can't tell the difference between sucking tomato juice or animal blood.
Guy: No, I don't like watching gay vampires
Girl: He's just a vegetarian vampire...
Guy: You know what that means to them?
Girl: What?
Guy: A vampire who can't get pussy and can't tell the difference between sucking tomato juice or animal blood.
by XxKMEOxX April 4, 2009
Get the Vegetarian Vampire mug.A story filled with russian cowboy vampires and plot holes the size of whales. It's about a teacher and his female student going and having adventures fighting vampires (and angst about sexual tension and the fact he's a teacher) and then he becomes a vampire (a very angsty development) and then there's more sexual tension and that's pretty much it as you can imagine it's a super classy literature
I know EVERYTHING about romance novels.
Have you read Vampire Academy?
No?...
Then you're still a virgin. get out of my way.
Have you read Vampire Academy?
No?...
Then you're still a virgin. get out of my way.
by MiChanger April 13, 2011
Get the Vampire Academy mug.Stephenie Meyer's lame version of how to turn a human into a vampire. It spread's through the person's system, burning them until they pray for death, until it stops. Then they are a hard, glittery fagpire.
Twilight fan: I wish Edward would bite me and turn me into a vampire.
Dracula fan: Um... that's not how you're turned into a vampire.
Twilight fan: Yes it is, vampire venom.
Dracula fan: No, they drain your blood, and then you drink some of their's. That's how it really works, in all the legends and old stories.
Twilight fan: eew, that's yucky!
Dracula fan: Um... that's not how you're turned into a vampire.
Twilight fan: Yes it is, vampire venom.
Dracula fan: No, they drain your blood, and then you drink some of their's. That's how it really works, in all the legends and old stories.
Twilight fan: eew, that's yucky!
by Jackieeeeeeeeee October 3, 2009
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