velvet caviar

A texture of pussy that also smells like sea bass.

Man that girl I hooked up with last night was like velvet caviar.

by Bullitproofone September 15, 2022

velvet ear

Club soda

Get me a velvet ear....

by Rickthetoolman February 18, 2018

The Velvet Surprise

When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.

"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."

by Veliana November 22, 2017

Red-Velvet

When two people have sex and get period blood and semen on the bed.

Scotty “Hey we should Red-Velvet your bed”
Stacy “Only if you clean up after”

by DeviousTickler June 25, 2025

Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

soft velvet underground

another way of sayin vagina

dude that was a very soft velvet underground

by ted324 August 14, 2009

A Red Velvet

When you freeze your shit to use as a dildo, whilst on your period.

“I’m going to go home and try a Red Velvet”

by ballicaust February 1, 2025