Velvet samurai

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.
Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.
by Piotr Dahl September 04, 2012
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soft velvet underground

another way of sayin vagina
dude that was a very soft velvet underground
by ted324 August 14, 2009
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Velvet monster

I was unable to behave normally and think straight velvet monster around her having after sex with after once. She had caught me with her velvet monster.
by Chico tmaki August 23, 2023
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Velvet

Velvet is a girl who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and shows the world she is strong enough. A very naturally beautiful girl and someone who never fails to make you smile. Velvet is someone you would love to spend everyday with and someone you can always count on to be there! She always lights up a room with her smile, she makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. She trusts until she can't anymore, but only because you gave her a reason. She is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what she believes in but dont mess with her or her friends, she'll make you regret it. She won't let anything stop her from chasing her dreams. She is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet her you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.
Velvet is loyal to anyone she cares for and will never betray you unless you give her a reason to. She is strong, caring, and very loving. She will not approach you at first because she is a little uneasy but once you get to know her she opens up a lot. She has her imperfections but they are perfect. She's not snobby or rude. She's just Velvet
by velvet November 22, 2021
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Velvet

smooth and outgoing, pretty goated
Bro that was velvet asf
by the greatest word person guy January 21, 2022
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velvet

velvet
"i'm velvet"
"have you heard of velvet they're really cool"
by foomfs September 17, 2020
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Velvet Punch

A term used to describe a betrayal by someone or something considered to be virtuous and then is shown to be the opposite. It leads to a feeling of great unease by a soft movement, like a punch from a velvet boxing glove
“I was watching this comedy and all of a sudden it became serious. It was a real velvet punch
by Hugh Wards May 17, 2020
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