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Vagitarian 

An individual that derives great epicurian delight from lingual contact with the female wedding vegetable (otherwise known as the vagina, verginny, vagalicious, pussy, puta and other scatalogical terms).
"Yo, dude (or "sistah," as appropriate) - I hear you a VAGITARIAN! Whassup with that?" "Well, my man (or "sistah" as appropriate), issa BEST THANG you can eat!"
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Vegatarian

Can't decide between vegan and vegetarian.
A person who is the definition of peak human ability, and makes everyone seem irrelevant and seems like a king.

He is the destroyer of everything that is a fruit or a vegetable.
"Oh god! A vegatarian quick bow down."
Vegatarian by TheTrueVegatarian November 9, 2018

vegetarians 

total idiots who think that if they dont eat meat they save animals when really the same amount of animals die and they're just wasting meat.
Ford : I like vegetarians
Everyone: fuck you
vegetarians by kjufgvjyfcuth September 13, 2019

Vagetarian 

Someone who only goes down on women and does not seek pleasure when engaging in sexual intercourse.
I wanted to ride him, but it turned out he was a vagetarian.
Vagetarian by spiritose October 9, 2014

Vagitarian 

1.Someone who enjoys eating vagina. 3. A lesbian
When we have sex, he insists on being a strict vagitarian
Vagitarian by Daryl Lick November 15, 2010

vegetarian 

A wonderful person because the more vegetarians the more meat for those who are meatetarians.
Blood flows in our veins, whats wrong with slurping some off of our plate you vegetarian?
vegetarian by sb123baby February 2, 2009

Vegetarian 

A person that is too much of a pussy to eat meat.
Joe:John is such a pussy he won't eat a hamburger.

Kerry: LOL. Fucking vegetarian. What a wuss.