Shelter-in-place vacation

A vacation in which you do not travel anywhere at all. Basically just spend a few days in bed.

Man this shit at work is killing me I'm going to take a shelter-in-place vacation.

by I. Dyddertwyce March 6, 2023

vacation dick

That dick that a girl can only take maybe once a month 100% of the time its above 11 inches so basically I big ass horse dick.

Omg Sarah that vacation dick I had last night has me walking crazy, I'll need about a month to recover from this

by Ayelmao2801 June 14, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that you don't get too often, but is large in the moment; when you are home, ain't all that.

Yo I flew to Baltimore and had some vacation dick but dude tried to hit me up back in miami and I was like "naw."

by lightbloodbathchristmasdudeyup June 17, 2016

Soft vacationing

Doing the minimum requirements of one's job and putting in no more time, effort, or enthusiasm than absolutely necessary, but only for around two weeks because you've been working hard and you deserve it.

Brenda spent last month working overtime every day so for the next two weeks she's soft vacationing because she deserves it.

by Luciditi January 25, 2023

vacation dick

a very huge penis usually found in male porn-stars and strippers, mostly over 10 inches long and is not very common within the male community that hasn't had surgery

OMG I slept with some dude at the bar last night and he had a vacation dick, IT HURT SO MUCH! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by S34RG3NT24S4P ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 8, 2016

vacation dick

Some dick other than your boyfriends or Lovers . Something a cheating person(usually a hoe) will get while they're away from their partners .

"She went to the Caribbean and got that vacation dick ."

by Imjustaghost June 12, 2016

vacation dick

A dick in which you only can have every now and then but hope is . Long as possible, much like an actual vacation.

Oh man, he sure has one vacation dick but now i have to go back to plain old boyfriend dick.

by Just_James June 15, 2016