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Vsco girl

A STUPID BITCH WHO PISSES PEOPLE OFF. vsco girls will usually have all of the following:
•hydroflask

•shell choker
scrunchies
•a bad attitude

And will constantly say sksksks and I oop-

WARNING: do not approach a vsco girl, they have mind powers and will turn you into one
Vsco girl: omg Veronica is that a new scrunching?! Sksksksks
Veronica: yes, sksksks
Vsco girl: and I oop-
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Vsco girl

A strange sub-species of humans, predominantly female. Almost always found wearing a puka shell necklace, multiple scrunchies, a tube top, and shoes like crocs, vans, or Birkenstocks. Wild vsco girls will almost always be caught carrying a hydroflask. If you were to witness a vsco girl drop a hydroflask, you would notice the strange call of distress you would hear; and I oop-. If you hear this, beware, because this call almost always attracts more vsco girls. However, the most dangerous aspect of this odd species is their unique and headache-inducing mating call. If you are approached by a vsco girl who proceeds to vocalize this: sksksksksksksksksksksksksk
My best advice for you is to run.

I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
Girl: yesterday Zoe dropped her hydro flask and said and I oop-
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
by Superbasicwhitegirl September 22, 2019
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vsco girl

a girl that is an annoying bitch. most vsco girls have a oversized t-shirt or sweatshirt, normally have scrunchies, they most likely wear Vans. and don't forget they have that fucking Hydro flask to complete the annoying ass look. they also say statements like sksksksksks and and i oop- also save the turtles
vsco Girl: skskskskksksks and i oop
Me: what the fuck she's such a vsco girl
by u bettr sutp September 27, 2019
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Vsco girl

The dumb tiktok girls who wear scrunchies, puka shells and oversized shirts. And are especially clingy and annoying. Stay away from them.
“ hey do you have a hydroflask? ‘ of course I’m a vsco girl !’”
by Taco toe September 7, 2019
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Vsco girl

A person that says "sksksksksks" as a way of laughter as well as "and I oop" they wear over sized t-shirts with Nike shorts, messy buns, crocks and you better believe that it will look like an entire scrunchie store on their wrist they love to use their hydroflask with their metal straw to save the turtles and LOVE their Starbucks and carmax wear air pods ride jeeps and are one of the most annoyingest people you will ever meet
by Yämïńə October 12, 2019
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vsco girl

vsco girls are very basic and mostly white. they wear oversized t-shirt’s , lulu lemon black shorts , crocs , birkenstock’s, or vans. they wear lots of scrunchies and puka she’ll necklaces. sometimes you’ll even see ankle brackets. they wear basic messy buns and most of them also have big sweatshirts. and the baddest of vsco girls may even juul. ofc they try to go and hug up on every dude they see. and do forgot they live in the biggest houses , rich, the best card and their WHITE! they get in the fyp on tiktok with their ugly woah too. oh don’t forget they constantly say and i oop skskksksk also they love to save the turtles and buy unuseful metal straws. some even have the app vsco.
them (vsco girl)- oops i dropped my hydro flask. save the turtles! and i oop sksksk

me- please shut up

*leaves*
by m🌻aiya September 4, 2019
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vsco girl

Basically the most basic girl you’ll find out there. Common interests include scrunchies, hydro flasks, seashell chokers, and Birkenstock’s, and also takes videos in the shower.
OMFG,,, she is such a Vsco girl!!!
by TheReal_mcloven23 July 31, 2019
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